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英語幽默經典笑話
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.
曾經有只蝸牛，它對自己動作慢的名聲感到了厭惡和疲倦。
Hedecided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.
他決心去弄些跑得飛快的輪子來改變這種境況。
After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.
逛了一圈之后，它決定買Datson 240-Z。
So the snail goes to the nearest Datsundealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
去了最近的Datsun經銷店，去買Datson 240-Z，但是它想把這輛車重新刷漆，改稱240-S。
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
經銷商問：“為什么是S呢?”
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail.
蝸牛回答說：“‘s’代表蝸牛。
I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
我想讓每一個看見我呼嘯而過的人知道是誰在開車。”
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail,
經銷商不想失去把汽車賣給蝸牛這樣一個機會，
so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
所以他同意收取些許費用，把車重新涂漆。
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.
蝸牛開著它的新車，把自己的余生都用在了快樂地高速行使在告訴公路上。
And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
而不論何時任何人看見它飛馳而過的時候，都會說：“哦!看那S-car 。”
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