精彩生活英語笑話
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精彩生活英語笑話(一)
干凈的杯子
joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.
喬和佛瑞德在一個村子里幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點半的時候，他們覺得非常口渴，便停下來去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進去坐下吃他們的.三明治。
good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.
下午好，先生。你們想要點什么?柜臺后面的伺應問道。
joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?
喬看了看佛瑞德說：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德?
yes, that's all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! don't forget that.
好的，可以。佛瑞德說。然后他轉過去跟柜臺后面的侍應說：我要啤酒裝在一個干凈的杯子里!別忘了。
the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass?
柜臺后面的侍應倒滿杯子后，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說：剛才哪一位要干凈的杯子的?
精彩生活英語笑話(二)
誰是第一個男人
a teacher said to her class：“who was the first man?”
有個老師問班上的學生：“誰是第一個男人?”
“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly."
喬治·華盛頓，”一個小男孩當即叫道。
“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.
“你怎么知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個男人呢?”老師問道，寬容地微笑著。
“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”
小男孩說：“因為他是戰時第一，和時第一，國人心中第一。”
but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
這時一個大點兒的男孩舉起手來。
“well，”said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man?”
“那么，”老師對他說，“你認為誰是第一個男人呢?”
“i don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but i know it wasn't george washington，ma’am，because the history book says george washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.”
“我不知道他的名字，”大點兒的男孩說，“但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因為歷史書上說，喬治·華盛頓娶了一個寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個男人。
精彩生活英語笑話(三)
送給爸爸的生日禮物
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。
"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."
“沒關系”，他說，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。
Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
媽媽沉思片刻后回答說，“我寧愿給你買一件禮物”。
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