精彩一分鐘英語笑話
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精彩一分鐘英語笑話(一)
A young girl's likes
A young girl was asked by her mother, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The girl replied, "I want to be an old maid."
Her mother was surprised to hear that, and said, "Oh,dear, why?" The girl said, "I don't think I would like to kiss a man so many times and to tell him he handsome every time. I will get bored. I like to go shopping, so I'd rather earn money to buy things for myself."
一個少女的母親問她:“你長大后想干什么呀?”少女說:“我想做個老姑娘。”
她的母親聽到這話感到非常驚訝。她說:“啊,親愛的,這是為什么呀?”少女說:“我覺得我不會老是要去親一個男人,而且每次還要說他很帥。我會感到厭倦的。我喜歡逛商店,所以我寧愿去賺錢給自己買東西。”
精彩一分鐘英語笑話(二)
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"
一天,有一個城市里的'游客來到一個小鄉村,在鄉間路上開著車,想看看農莊是什么樣子,也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城里人看見一位農夫在宅后的草地 上,手中抱著一頭豬,并把它舉得高高的,好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城里人對農夫說,"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的,但是,這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫 回答說,"時間對豬有什么意義?"
精彩一分鐘英語笑話(三)
JOY,it\'s timeto go to bed.
joy,該去睡覺了。{媽媽}
ok,Mum.i\'m coming!
哦,這就睡!{joy}
Have a sweet dream,joy.good night!
做個甜甜的夢哦,晚安!{媽媽}
good niggt,Mum!
晚安,媽媽!{joy}
Sweet dream...how?
甜甜的夢。。。。到底怎么才能做個甜甜的夢呢?{joy}
Bingo!
有了!{joy}
joy,wahay are you doing?
the candy will make your teeth ache!
joy,你怎么睡前還吃糖啊!會牙疼的!{媽媽}
(joy,舉著糖,看著媽媽。){joy}
But you told me to have a sweet dream...
不是你說要我做個甜甜的美夢的嗎。。。{joy}
。。。。。。。。{媽媽}
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