帶翻譯的英語笑話

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帶翻譯的英語笑話精選

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帶翻譯的英語笑話精選

　　帶翻譯的英語笑話精選(一)

　　【Three Turtles】三只烏龜

　　Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.

　　The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."

　　The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."

　　"We won't," the other two promised.

　　Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."

　　Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."

　　三只烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。于是最大的那只烏龜對最小的烏龜說，“回家去取傘吧。”

　　最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”

　　“我們不喝，”另外兩只烏龜答應說。

　　兩年后，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”

　　正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。

　　【I Don't Like an Argument】我不想爭論

　　Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?

　　It's round, answered Gerald.

　　How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.

　　All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!

　　杰拉爾德，老師問：地球是什么形狀?

　　是圓形的，杰拉爾德回答道。

　　你怎么知道是圓的?老師又問。

　　好吧，那它是方的，學生回答說：我可不想與你爭論這件事情。

　　【H2O】水的化學分子是什么

　　Teacher: What is the chemical formula ofwater?

　　Student: HIJKLMNO.

　　Teacher: What are you talking about?

　　Student: Yesterday you said H to O.

　　老師：水的化學分子式是什么?

　　學生：HIJKLMNO。

　　老師：你在說什么?

　　學生：你昨天說的從H到O.

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